I don’t really care how many gold ducats or Black friends you have, I don’t care if Tupac’s hologram officiated your wedding and the Harlem Gospel Choir sang We Shall Not Be Moved at your mom’s birthday while the Alvin Ailey dance troupe did an interpretive dance around her cake, your white ass does not get to say “nigger” not now, not ever, not even if it’s the title of a song. Please get out of here before you start an avalanche with this special snowflake bullshit.