Q: You label yourself a reverse-racist. Reverse-racism doesn’t exist, but you do a fine job at attempting it, don’t ya?Anonymous
A: indeed! i do more than attempt, though; i do a magnificent job at creating, spreading, perpetuating brutal, rampant reverse-racism everyday. every morning, i sit in my glitter lair of evil and create lists upon lists on how to enslave white people, treat white women like cattle, exotify them until they no longer seem human, beat all the white men to death or send them all to prison because they “look suspicious”, murder white children in cold blood, and wipe out their traditions of eating mashed potatoes & meatloaf and playing miniature golf. then, i get all my PoC friends & white allies i brainwashed into being my friends (i used my *~*exotic*~* azn dim sum beauty) to create a systematic structure to oppress them everyday until the violence, microaggressions, and overwhelming ~reverse-racism~ makes them into sad, bitter, suspicious people with lots of health problems and mental illnesses stemming from my HORRIBLE REVERSE-RACISM MUAHAHA. then, i force them underground to become even whiter, albino mole people while i laugh manically. i usually wear a beret & lederhosen i culturally appropriated from them becuz i actually really like british culture . finally, my PoC friends & white allies dance on their graves and take their 1000 count egyptian cotton sheets to create PoC-supremacist flags. our hoods are rainbow glitter though and we burn boxes of saltines xXxhArDcOr3xXx.